Pissing While Erect

The following came from a man whose real name I do not know, only by his Tumblr pseudonym. He is a fervent advocate of masturbation. I admire him. He is my hero.

…our bodies are not really designed to piss while erect. I guess evolution deemed such an act useless, or else dumb cro-magnon man might not be able to tell if he was cumming sperm or piss inside his mate. Too much of one and not enough of the other would have wiped us out. In actuality, pissing through an erection is highly pleasurable. It is as up there as sperming. And plus it lasts longer, wahoo. Add to this the erotic dimension of the warm, wet, intoxicatingly pungent, golden-hued liquid awakening every cell of skin in your or your mate’s body and you’ve got a fairly arousing moment at your hand. I always need to ejaculate immediately after pissing on myself. I flick the switch inside and then I flick my dick until I am splattered by all the liquids of my male genitalia. And so it really is worth your while to continue to try to piss while hard. It is not easy. It is something akin to performance anxiety at the trough. You know that moment, when the dude beside you has a free-flowing stream and you just cannot for the life of you get yours moving. In these moments, here is what I do: I close my eyes. I activate my imagination by visualising the stream. I focus on my body and the feel of piss rising within. And pretty soon, I am dousing myself with amber liquid more rejuvenating than a hot spa. Plus it is more abundantly available than a hot spa. And less commodified. So the secret, in short, is to relax and use your brain (as is often the key to many of life’s dilemmas). I hope you will soon have the stink of piss on you, like a male pig. Let me know how you go!

@melbournebator

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