Penis is at the centre of my life. Each day begins with masturbation. Each day ends with masturbation. I masturbate throughout the day, whenever possible. When I must hide Penis I ensure that he creates a noticeable bulge, and I touch him frequently.
Penis is holy, sacred. I am a disciple of Penis. I long to become a Penis Monk. I want to be naked always, constantly stroking Penis in adoration and devout worship.