Masturbation Prayer

Lord Phallus I pray that you to guide this ardent worshipper of Penis into an ever deeper and more binding union with Priapus the Creator. “Great God Phallus, my life is yours.” “God Phallus, my body is yours.” “Phallus, my mind belongs to you.” “Great God Phallus, my heart is yours.” “God Phallus, my soul …

The Lord Cock Coerces No One

The Lord Cock coerces no one, even if we are naturally drawn to Him. Human Free Will MUST be respected; such are the Laws of the Universe. Cock is generous, but He is also a 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯 Teacher. If you want to partake in the Feast at His table, you 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 bend the Knee! — from …