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How to Devote Your Entire Life to Penis Worship
Every Morning as I Wake As I come out of sleep I touch, stroke, and fondle my Penis to bring Him fully awake. I wake and kneel in prayer to Penis for about five minutes. I celebrate a brief Masturbation ceremony (depending on my time no shorter than 15 minutes). After I Cum (or decide …
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Penis Gifts
God Answers Prayers
A select few privileged men are enlightened to realise that Penis is God. This is a metaphor to explain and describe the beautiful, joyful, blissful feelings that pervade our bodies when masturbating. We love and worship Penis for that. But is there more than that? Is Penis truly our saviour? I believe so because of …
Cock Commandments
Constantly maintain an image of God Penis firmly in your mind. Keep Penis in both your conscious and cosmic memory at all times. Carry or wear a Phallic image. Install a picture of Penis on your phone so you can view it when you can’t see Penis in person. When you can’t hold Penis in …
DARE TO DANCE WITH GOD: Celebrating Penis Through the Act of Gooning
From @hornyjohnnyxxx When we submit to worship of the Penis as our Lord and Saviour and admit that we are cleansed and anointed by His Holy Semen, celebration must surely follow. However, herein lies a challenge: the guilt and shame inherent in our cultural relationship with the Penis remain powerful motivators. They may be effective …
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My Resolve for the New Year
My Worship Experience
My worship is much the same from day to day. I’m solosexual and so I masturbate all the time. The thing about masturbation is that even though it looks the same, it’s always different. The masturbator’s goon is an experience of heaven and God is intimately present. My day begins when Penis wakes me before …
Penis Worshipers’ Commandments
Constantly maintain an image of God Penis firmly in your mind. Keep Penis in both your conscious and cosmic memory at all times. Carry or wear a Phallic image. Install a picture of Penis on your phone so you can view it when you can’t see Penis in person. When you can’t hold Penis in …