A Philosophy of the Living Penis

This was published on Tumblr a few years ago; I no longer know the author. It is well worth posting again. The Penis Is Alive The first principle of this Phallic philosophy is that the Penis is alive. As a man, you carry between your legs a living sentient being. The Penis is a thinking …

DARE TO DANCE WITH GOD: Celebrating Penis Through the Act of Gooning

From @hornyjohnnyxxx When we submit to worship of the Penis as our Lord and Saviour and admit that we are cleansed and anointed by His Holy Semen, celebration must surely follow. However, herein lies a challenge: the guilt and shame inherent in our cultural relationship with the Penis remain powerful motivators. They may be effective …