The Life of a Compulsive Masturbator

This was the year — 2019 — that I accomplished my goal to be a compulsive masturbator. I am proud to declare that Penis masturbation is my life. Family and friends still have their place, and of course I still must shop at the grocery and attend to doctors’ appointments. But when I’m home I’m …

I Need Penis!

I need to masturbate Penis without stopping. This is solosexual Penis life, the life I want, the best life. I have striven for some time to make Penis a need as fundamental and necessary as eating. Today I celebrate that I accomplished this goal. I must masturbate constantly throughout the day and at least three …

Learn How to Become a Strong Proud Masturbator

Devote several hours every day to your Penis Train your Penis: don’t cum for anything Sniff poppers every day Bate till your brain melts Watch porn unreasonably, edging your Penis Talk about Penis with addicted bators Worship your Penis like a God In doing all these things you will have a life that is abundant, …

My Hero

This man, @luckybator190 (https://twitter.com/luckybator1901) on Twitter, knows that Penis is life. He knows that there is no need for family, friends, or any social life. Penis is all we need. We solosexuals are blessed in the love of Penis. Penis is our lover, our lord and master, our saviour and redeemer, our constant companion, and …