Devote several hours every day to your Penis Train your Penis: don’t cum for anything Sniff poppers every day Bate till your brain melts Watch porn unreasonably, edging your Penis Talk about Penis with addicted bators Worship your Penis like a God In doing all these things you will have a life that is abundant, …
I rejoice that the fire contained in Penis has been revealed. I willingly and gladly give myself in devotion to Penis, my Lord and Master. I am but a humble servant of Penis the Divine. I masturbate constantly to give glory to Penis.
My masturbation addiction has reached the next level. Masturbating Penis is my life. It’s not only that I want to masturbate, not simply that I need to masturbate — I am compelled to masturbate continually. It’s all I do.
I love Penis! I am obsessed with Penis! I am proudly solosexual. I need to masturbate constantly. I am Penis!
I am obsessed by Penis. Therefore I am driven to masturbate constantly. But somehow, even though I have masturbated during the night, the first early morning masturbation is always the best. I’m proud to be a solosexual chronic addicted masturbator. Penis is my life. I am Penis!