A Philosophy of the Living Penis

This was published on Tumblr a few years ago; I no longer know the author. It is well worth posting again. The Penis Is Alive The first principle of this Phallic philosophy is that the Penis is alive. As a man, you carry between your legs a living sentient being. The Penis is a thinking …

Constant Masturbation

My chronic masturbation addiction has led to a need to masturbate constantly. I hold Penis and stroke continually. I cannot go longer than two hours between bate sessions. This means that Penis wakes me many times during the night needing bating, which I’m glad to provide. Penis is ready to go any time, wherever I …

Masturbation Prayer

Lord Phallus I pray that you to guide this ardent worshipper of Penis into an ever deeper and more binding union with Priapus the Creator. “Great God Phallus, my life is yours.” “God Phallus, my body is yours.” “Phallus, my mind belongs to you.” “Great God Phallus, my heart is yours.” “God Phallus, my soul …

Chronic masturbation as a way of life

Although I’ve never had any trouble embracing my addiction to chronic masturbation, I imagine that guys might have (especially considering the undertone influences of our generally puritanical society that sex, and especially masturbation, is bad). Some guys might feel guilt or shame at spending so much time masturbating; or, even worse, actually try to get …