My Worship Experience

My worship is much the same from day to day. I’m solosexual and so I masturbate all the time. The thing about masturbation is that even though it looks the same, it’s always different. The masturbator’s goon is an experience of heaven and God is intimately present. My day begins when Penis wakes me before …

Penis Worshipers’ Commandments

Constantly maintain an image of God Penis firmly in your mind. Keep Penis in both your conscious and cosmic memory at all times. Carry or wear a Phallic image. Install a picture of Penis on your phone so you can view it when you can’t see Penis in person. When you can’t hold Penis in …